NCMEDIC
01-11-2007, 09:30 PM
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year
old son. They happen to walk by the condom display,
and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the
boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class
at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3
and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad
replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for
Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool"
says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers,
TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
"Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE
for February, ONE for March....etc."
old son. They happen to walk by the condom display,
and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the
boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class
at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3
and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad
replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for
Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool"
says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers,
TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
"Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE
for February, ONE for March....etc."